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Michael Paulus and Michael Rowell co-founded Assurance. Both Michaels spend their weekdays leaning left against couch-backs.

Michael Paulus and Michael Rowell co-founded Assurance. Both Michaels spend their weekdays leaning left against couch-backs.

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Leaning Into the Breach

This is Equifax’s chairman and CEO, Rick Smith. Today it was announced that his company exposed the social security numbers, names, addresses, and driver’s license #s of pretty much every adult in America via a security breach.

If you asked me what the CEO of such a company would look like, this is perhaps the exact picture I would draw you. Not a good lean. Not a good look.

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Cooper Lean, not to be confused with Cooper Bold or Cooper Black.

Cooper Lean, not to be confused with Cooper Bold or Cooper Black.

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Sideways Lean into Vanilla Ice, by janamal. Rarely seen in the wild.

Sideways Lean into Vanilla Ice, by janamal. Rarely seen in the wild.

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The Royal Lean. Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, keepin’ it classy.

The Royal Lean. Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, keepin’ it classy.

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One of the most dramatic executive leans we’ve seen in awhile. Almost worthy of its own manifesto.

One of the most dramatic executive leans we’ve seen in awhile. Almost worthy of its own manifesto.

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Eddie Murphy’s lean is intense - he really puts his upper body into it - and pointless - I don’t think there’s any piano on that album.

Eddie Murphy’s lean is intense - he really puts his upper body into it - and pointless - I don’t think there’s any piano on that album.

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The Turtleneck Gold Chain Fanny Pack Mom Jean Wrestler Lean

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Kudos to The Rock on this bizarrely exotic lean.

This officially takes the cake as the rarest, and hardest to reproduce Lean ever featured on The Leaner Blog. Two separate people sent me this submission today. See the full tweet here.

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Edward Snowden may be hiding in Moscow, but there is nothing clandestine about this lean. Love the chin-grab for extra flavor.

Edward Snowden may be hiding in Moscow, but there is nothing clandestine about this lean. Love the chin-grab for extra flavor.

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Enter Sandman, and then lean against this teal support beam. (via tylerpedia)

Enter Sandman, and then lean against this teal support beam. (via tylerpedia)